Willie 'n' Joe on Officers...
"Another Dang mouth to feed"
"Beautiful view! Is there one for the
"Awright, awright — it's a general!
Ya wanna pass in review?"
"Hope I meet this guy in civilian life."
"sir do ya hafta draw fire while
yer inspirin' us?"
"I think he should at least try to lie at
"Nonsense. S-2 reported that machine gun
silenced hours ago. Stop wiggling your
fingers at me."
"By th' way, what wuz them changes you
wuz gonna make when you took over last
"don't mention it lootenant they mighta
replaced ya wit' one of them sautin' demons"
"i tried one of them labor-management
argyments wit' lootenant atkins"
"I'm depending on you old men to be a
steadying influence for the replacements."
"Hell of a way to waste time...does it work?"
"Straighten those shoulders! How long have
you been in the army?"
"Them buttons wuz shot off when I took
this town, sir."