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Mail Call and Stars and Stripes


"Do Not Open Till XMAS"

"My kid.  Five Days Old.  Good-looki',


"I wuz just kiddin', Joe- you got

three letters."

"It will comfort my ol' woman

to know I have gave up rye

whiskey and ten-cent seegars."

Stars and Stripes...

"Th' hell this ain't th' most important

hole in th' world. I'm in it!"


"Stars and Stripes?  Never hoid of it!"