Mail Call and Stars and Stripes
"Do Not Open Till XMAS"
"My kid. Five Days Old. Good-looki',
"I wuz just kiddin', Joe- you got
"It will comfort my ol' woman
to know I have gave up rye
whiskey and ten-cent seegars."
Stars and Stripes...
"Th' hell this ain't th' most important
hole in th' world. I'm in it!"
"Stars and Stripes? Never hoid of it!"